A young reader said the more outrageous the better. 😄 😁 😆 ðŸ¤£

A young reader said that if the story is outrageous enough people won’t care about the plot, the errors, not the grammar. Or anything else. Just so long as the story is stupid, childish and outrageous and don’t forget to add lots of craziness and sex. Duly noted!

What you see when looking through the peephole at your strange neighbor.
Your cats when you aren’t home.
How your brain dead friend looks when pondering an easy question. But you love her anyway.
Americans told me I looked ridiculous Stop it.
If you think I’m sexy. If you want my body. Just grin and cross your eyes. Let’s be stupid looking and bleating together.
When you want cookies. This is how you look and act.

INSULTS

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing from your behavior, it’s hard to pronounce and require a degree to solve it.

Save your breath. You’re probably going to need it to blow up your significant other when you get home.

Yeah, that’s right, keep rolling your eyes. You might just find your brain lodged up in there.

I haven’t had a single negative thought regarding you. But come to think of it. Since you mentioned it. I would dearly love to insult you. But I horribly fear I may not do as well as nature.

I do not have to think I’m better than you. I know I’m better than you.

You do know that the only way a horse can run from Concord Massachusetts to Lexington, Ky in four hours is that it’s Pegasus. There was never a historical ride from Concord to New York City.

C’mere , look down the street that-a-way. Walk down it and take a left. That street leads to the road of I don’t give a f*ck.

Don’t be offended. You asked for it. 😃 😄 😁 😆 😅 😂 🤣.

These are insult from some books I have written.

About unholypursuit

A. White, an award winning former librarian, who is also a long time member of Romantic Time and Publisher's Weekly. A. White has been writing for over fifteen years. She took classes in creative writing in college, specializing in ancient myths and legends. and later at a local community center while living in Chicago. In college she won the national contest to verbally list every country in the world, it's capital and ingenious language. Her works are mainly horror, fantasy, extreme, and sci-fi as well as, as some may says, "the truly strange predicament and puzzling." Books that I've written are "Clash with the Immortals, and eleven others which are part of the "Unholy Pursuit saga,". She has been working on the Chronicles since 2007. She wished to complete them all before introducing them to public so the readers wouldn't have to for the continuation to be written. The ideas of the book come from classic literature such as whose work greatly influence the world world such as Homer, Sophocles, Herodotus, Euripides, Socrates, Hippocrates, Aristophanes, Plato, Aristotle and many more. The "Book of Enoch" influenced the usage of Azazael as a main character and love interest. I created the primary main character from the Chronicle of Saints. I wanted to show them as real flesh and blood with thoughts, desires and yearning as any human. Not as they are so often depicted. So I created one of my own to show her as a real human that everyone can relate to.
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32 Responses to A young reader said the more outrageous the better. 😄 😁 😆 ðŸ¤£

  1. Hadleigh says:

    I have read your books, I know your characters have a hilarious sense of humor. Especially Azazel and Zeus. Bea has a wicked sense of humor too.

    The Jerry Springer started 1991 ‧ Talk show lasted 28 seasons. This wacky show proved most people are attracted to stupid outrageous stories. Some of his guests were truly bizarre. How old was this reader? His first show he tried to talk about things like Phil Donahue but no one watched the show but when he turned straight up ridiculous his rating soared.

    I see nothing wrong with a sense of humor being presented. You are one of those few people who can sound like Einstein when you want to but can actually be funny too. Most smart people aren’t’ funny.

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  2. Brendan says:

    LOL! Maybe I’m childish but the insults are funnier than the people’s faces. 🤣 Remind me never to peeve your characters off. Your characters can speak shamelessly about whomever offends them.

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    • Yeah okay, I will remind you. 👍 I’m kinda scare of Shellyanna and Randi myself. They open their mouths and annihilation of words are fired…and I tiptoe around Ana and Bea. Get too biggety with them you might just end up getting cold-cocked. 😖

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  3. admit it we have not moved very far from our primeval ancestors, or shall I say we have degenerated towards our true nature? After Trump had set the new direction, idiotic behaviour may become the norm.

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    • I’m by no means a Trump supporter but I think idiotic behavior have been the acceptable norm since the 1980’s and got worst with 9/11. Right now, most of society is wilding worst than a two year old pitching a temper tantrum. It’s every where. In society, in relationships, in business practices.

      A wise man can act a fool; but a fool can’t act a wise man. -Muhammad Al

      No matter how much airs are put on today; All major nations were built upon degenerating towards humanity’s true nature? There has been those who have existed and asked mankind to rise above their base nature but they usually ends up being killed for standing up for decency.

      I like conversing with you. 🙂

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    • Oh, I admit it we have not moved very far from our primeval ancestors.

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  5. Tyre says:

    A., don’t write any stories this foolish. LLOL!

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    • Tyre, don’t worry, I won’t Jerry Springer my stories. But I’m keeping my characters always with a good come back when someone insult them. I guess I will never write the weepy, polite, cowering in the corner characters. I got tired of the weepy, polite, cowering in the corner characters so I created my own. 🙂

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  6. vermavkv says:

    Very nice

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  7. That is so funny 🤣

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