“For those dumb enough to believe every sordid bit of gossip any fool tell ya, c’mere.
“For those dumb enough to believe every sordid bit of gossip any fool tell ya, c’mere.” she crooked her finger and beckoned the gossipmonger closer.
The women looked at each other.
“I gotta a bridge to nowhere I wanna sell ya.”
“I don’t want no bridge.” Her neighbor pouted.
“Apparently you do want to buy my bridge if you ain’t got no better sense than to be listening to her when she thinks exercising means running off at the mouth.”
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This is an excerpt from the book “The Sun Porch.” The story of a wise old woman who watches her community’s coming and going from her front porch and hands out solid advice.
It is not published yet.
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A. White, an award winning former librarian, who is also a long time member of Romantic Time and Publisher's Weekly. A. White has been writing for over fifteen years. She took classes in creative writing in college, specializing in ancient myths and legends. and later at a local community center while living in Chicago. In college she won the national contest to verbally list every country in the world, it's capital and ingenious language. Her works are mainly horror, fantasy, extreme, and sci-fi as well as, as some may says, "the truly strange predicament and puzzling." Books that I've written are "Clash with the Immortals, and eleven others which are part of the "Unholy Pursuit saga,". She has been working on the Chronicles since 2007. She wished to complete them all before introducing them to public so the readers wouldn't have to for the continuation to be written.
The ideas of the book come from classic literature such as whose work greatly influence the world world such as Homer, Sophocles, Herodotus, Euripides, Socrates, Hippocrates, Aristophanes, Plato, Aristotle and many more. The "Book of Enoch" influenced the usage of Azazael as a main character and love interest. I created the primary main character from the Chronicle of Saints. I wanted to show them as real flesh and blood with thoughts, desires and yearning as any human. Not as they are so often depicted. So I created one of my own to show her as a real human that everyone can relate to.
Girl, this reminds me of Weeza from Steel Magnolias, “If you don’t have nothing nice to say about anybody, come sit by me.” LMBO π€£ππ
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I didn’t see Steel Magnolias, but I know what Southerners say.
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π After I thought about it…It is funny. Just like something my mother and grandmother would have said to someone who came to them gossiping. π
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LOL…LMBO!!! π€£ππ
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Love it.
Tell your publisher to quit monkeying around. The books are edited enough!
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Thanks. π
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Love this character already. Reminds me of my Nana. My grandmother.
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Thanks you.
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