25 Things Moms Hope Don’t Happen For The Holidays Kindle Edition

It’s that best time of the year again.

I’d like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
La, la, la, la
To, do, do, do, do, do
La, la, la

Christmas Comedy

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Hmm, have you ever watched a television show where everything was perfect? Especially those nostalgic shows for Christmas and the holidays…especially commercials where you see all the holidays trimming all in neat packages. Every bow perfectly tied. The kids are sitting up smiling and behaving as if their right mind. Husband remembers to get the perfect Christmas gift and not appliance or tool which he wants. The mom is dizzy swirling around the kitchen cooking a perfect meal while wearing perfect make up, hair do and a wearing a big beautiful smile. She doesn’t have flour in her hair from baking, the counter top is in immaculate condition and so is the entire kitchen.

So you say, “Hmm, there’s nothing real in that scene having to do with real women. That isn’t the correct scene.”

So, I decided to write a this little book of humor of what real women are really thinking behind all the big smiles. What’s really going on and not what’s supposed to be or is ideal to be happening. Since we still can’t openly say what we’re thinking without serious repercussion. We’ve cheerfully left the era of Roseanne Connor and returned the June Cleaver. We sane women need a survival kit. Because the rest of our gender have lost their mind somewhere in the earthly Elysian Fields

Real women know that commercial is malarkey. That this isn’t what happens in real life. On an average it takes apparently twenty hours to prepare a full course Christmas dinner no matter which meat you prepare! Especially with all the trimmings such as stuffing, vegetables, and other side dishes; don’t forget the cakes, pies pastries, and cookies. And this is if you only plan to serve 6-8 people. This is not if you plan to serve 12 to 20 people which is not uncommon for a family gathering at Christmastime.

By the end of the cooking expedition you are staggering out of the kitchen looking you have been in a fight with the utensils.

About unholypursuit

A. White, an award winning former librarian, who is also a long time member of Romantic Time and Publisher's Weekly. A. White has been writing for over fifteen years. She took classes in creative writing in college, specializing in ancient myths and legends. and later at a local community center while living in Chicago. In college she won the national contest to verbally list every country in the world, it's capital and ingenious language. Her works are mainly horror, fantasy, extreme, and sci-fi as well as, as some may says, "the truly strange predicament and puzzling." Books that I've written are "Clash with the Immortals, and eleven others which are part of the "Unholy Pursuit saga,". She has been working on the Chronicles since 2007. She wished to complete them all before introducing them to public so the readers wouldn't have to for the continuation to be written. The ideas of the book come from classic literature such as whose work greatly influence the world world such as Homer, Sophocles, Herodotus, Euripides, Socrates, Hippocrates, Aristophanes, Plato, Aristotle and many more. The "Book of Enoch" influenced the usage of Azazael as a main character and love interest. I created the primary main character from the Chronicle of Saints. I wanted to show them as real flesh and blood with thoughts, desires and yearning as any human. Not as they are so often depicted. So I created one of my own to show her as a real human that everyone can relate to.

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